Slay Bells Ring - It's December 26th and Santa has had
a long 24 hours delivering presents around the globe to all the
good boys and girls. All he wants to do is kick back and relax
but that's not going to happen because murder rears it's ugly
reindeer antlers!
At some point, everyone has wondered what Santa does on
the other 364 days of the year. Well, take a pull on the Dr. Magilicuties to warm your bones, and sit around Grampy's feet as
he reads a Yule tide whodoneit. Santa has got himself an
"alternative" job, kids. It's called North Pole
Productions (NPP) and they are a leader in the adult
entertainment industry. Here Santa neglects the needs of a
drastically undersexed Mrs. Clause and directs young budding
starlet Noel Cherry along with Herbie Elf (who really came into
his own). They release such pictures as, "A Lay in A Manger" and
"Chestnuts Roasting." However, a shady character by the
name of Frosty enters the scene with promises of riches with the
sales of the illegal substance known as, "Snow."
The Butler Did It - Welcome to The 99th annual
Butler Convention!